Leslie: I let my emotions get the best of me. I just I cared too much I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts. I was walking and I felt something icky. I thought there was going to be chocolate. I don’t ever remember. I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front so it popped open and it through me off. All I want to do is have babies. Are you single? I’m just, like, going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete I want to shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis. What? Bitches be crazy. I’m good at tolerating pain. I’m bad at math and I’m stupid.
- Parks & Recreation, 2x10 Hunting Trip