I come here today not just to bash on fucking technology, but to offer you all a proposition. Let’s face it, y’all fucking suck. Don’t get your feelings hurt, alright? Don’t get sensitive on me here. I fucking suck too right now. I’m in the darkest third world hole I’ve ever been in in my entire life. About a thousand, hundred, million miles from where I should be. And the only way for me to get back there is for us to join forces. If we can make enough noise down here, then just maybe everyone in America will hear us. Everyone will. And they will all know that Kenny Powers is in fact the Christ figure that they perceive me to be.
Eastbound and Down
